Tuesday, July 31, 2012

In the near future...

  • Interviewer: I hear you guys are getting married?
  • Tom: He paid me to say yes.
  • Georg: I did. But he still said yes, so.
  • Interviewer: Are there any plans for the wedding day?
  • Tom: Georg's just going to do what he does before every concert, before the wedding.
  • Interviewer: What's that?
  • Tom: take a dump.
  • Bill: Sadly, he's not joking. They wouldn't let me plan the wedding, so it's going to be dull.
  • Tom: No. It's going to be ours.
  • Georg: Strippers and all.
  • Tom: Yes. Strippers and all.

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